Quotables: 2009 Edition
Two years running, this blog has celebrated the New Year by remembering the old one—that is, remembering a few of the quotes and conversations that made me laugh so hard that I wrote them down. So without further ado, I give you the 2009 Quotables:
“I was tempted with the same tempt as you.” ~Anna
“If God made me a superhero…” ~Patti
“I’m obsessed with facial hair.” ~Brian
“Beth is a corrupt guard. She’s eaten everything.” ~Alex B.
“I shun the bush.” ~Avery
“We’re just acting guy-ly.” ~Paul
“I don’t have a very good mind.” ~Patti
“I look like a fruit.” ~Brian
“We hold these truths to be self-evident: that all men are created evil…” ~Hope
“Do something epic.” ~Jonathan
“There are too many boys here.” ~Elizabeth
“As musicians, we are trained to intimidate.” ~Mrs. Fletcher
“I don’t want to get married, because I’d be shy. I’ll hang out with you till I die.” ~Patti
Jonathan: “I think the reason we don’t get stuff done is because we don’t know what to do.”
Me: “Yeah…”
Jonathan: “You really should see The Last Samurai.”
Me: “I have a different theory for why we don’t get stuff done: someone has a 10-second attention span.”
Jonathan: “I’m glad you see the need to change.”“You’re the best mom on earth. You too, Daddy.” ~Michael
“I believe Beth. Teenagers don’t lie!” ~Patti
“Oh my goodness. You are a deeply strange child.” ~Gabrielle
“Do you think he got grown-up-napped?” ~Patti
Happy New Year, everyone!
Alot of those made me laugh, I’ve started writing down quotes of me, my friends, and family that I think are funny. Happy New Year!
God Bless You,
Taylor
These are so hilarious!! They were so funny, I had to read them to the rest of my family. This is one of my favorite posts every year. (I am now sorely tempted to start writing down funny things as well. As you can see, you are a terribly inspiring person.)
I agree with you! Beth is inspiring.
I think I might start keeping my own list of funny quotes now… 
Haha! Well, I’m glad to be of inspiration to you. And yes. Everyone should keep a quote book.
Patti is the “Quote Queen”.
I love reading those!
LOLOLOL!!!
That was epic.
I was tempted with the same temp as you… That’s my only claim to fame??
Oh wow I laughed the whole way through. I love quotes *sigh* =D
~Anna
lol! EPIC! The one by Hope is especially epic (oh, and ALL of Patti’s are epic too), but they’re all epically funny.
haha… Thanks for the epic post. 
~Joy
P.S. and yes, I AM trying to put as many “epic” words as possible in this epic comment.
(wow, that was really weird…)
The epicness of this comment astounds me.
Got to love those evil people…:)lol! But hey, technically I was right…:D Anyway, love the qoutes and might steal a few of them for my blog.
oh. yeah. Miss you! <3 Hope
Hahaha, I love them!
That was very funny LOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sounds like you had a lot of fun last year! [you guys are really weird!]
Writing down the best quotes- that’s a good idea. Maybe I should pick that up…
Happy new year!
Josh
Weird? Josh, you have no idea.
But yeah! I’ve had way too much fun keeping a quote book. I highly recommend it.
*loves this post, just so ya’ know*
(667)
*cough* ya’ know Beth, if you have time… you should update… er’ something.. ya know, before the tourney.
OR, you could update DURING the tourney. 
or… after the tourney works, too. But then you’d have to post BUNCHES of pics. 
How’s THAT for a subtle hint? ;-P Ya know what, i’m terribly at subtlety:
You should update.
There.
*repeats his previous comment*
and, thank you MUCHLY for the comment.
I hath heard your request, and doth grant it…shortly. *loading pictures*
You’re welcome.
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Oh my goodness! I just saw this post, and I literally was laughing out loud, while sitting in front of the computer