Quotables: 2009 Edition
Two years running, this blog has celebrated the New Year by remembering the old one—that is, remembering a few of the quotes and conversations that made me laugh so hard that I wrote them down. So without further ado, I give you the 2009 Quotables:
“I was tempted with the same tempt as you.” ~Anna
“If God made me a superhero…” ~Patti
“I’m obsessed with facial hair.” ~Brian
“Beth is a corrupt guard. She’s eaten everything.” ~Alex B.
“I shun the bush.” ~Avery
“We’re just acting guy-ly.” ~Paul
“I don’t have a very good mind.” ~Patti
“I look like a fruit.” ~Brian
“We hold these truths to be self-evident: that all men are created evil…” ~Hope
“Do something epic.” ~Jonathan
“There are too many boys here.” ~Elizabeth
“As musicians, we are trained to intimidate.” ~Mrs. Fletcher
“I don’t want to get married, because I’d be shy. I’ll hang out with you till I die.” ~Patti
Jonathan: “I think the reason we don’t get stuff done is because we don’t know what to do.”
Me: “Yeah…”
Jonathan: “You really should see The Last Samurai.”
Me: “I have a different theory for why we don’t get stuff done: someone has a 10-second attention span.”
Jonathan: “I’m glad you see the need to change.”“You’re the best mom on earth. You too, Daddy.” ~Michael
“I believe Beth. Teenagers don’t lie!” ~Patti
“Oh my goodness. You are a deeply strange child.” ~Gabrielle
“Do you think he got grown-up-napped?” ~Patti
Happy New Year, everyone!







